geothebio:

pros to buying a pizza: pizza

cons to buying a pizza: buying

chriscevans:

Can I hold you sir?

spoopykatee:

my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”

(Source: alieniverson)

its:

going:

down:

im:

yelling:

timber:

you

better

move

you

better

masturbate

celebritity:

gender: ugly

oreoofficial:

"no pain no game." i whisper as i break my sisters leg while playing twister

(Source: oreoofficial)

condom:

pissing people off should be a sport

wrestlingcrocs:

satanictaco:

me on my way to steal your man

what the fuck was this show
"Art is to console those who are broken by life."
Vincent Van Gogh (via thisisthehorrorshow)

(Source: jemexcusemaman)

aureat:

if a girl ignores you she’s either hella pissed or hella sad and whatever it is you better apologize if you don’t wanna be ignored for the next 28 years