perchu:

eating in class when ur not supposed to

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uhmeliamay:

meeting someone with the same music taste is seriously the best thing ever

(Source: uhmeliamay)

ryknows:

when you’re trying to take a photo of some stupid shit and you get caught

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churchofsterek:

gallifreyslocked:

when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’

everyone lost their shit and i got second place

If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something

(Source: thewinterswidow)

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

(Source: star-loser)

approvinqly:

food tastes better when you took it from someone

pizza:

petcanadian:

there is a 98% chance i’m turning into pizza

it’s too late for me

kingorb:

*starts a group sext*

egberts:

where can i buy that for free

ikaries:

when u hear ur name in a conversation

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(Source: madotsukies)

daa-ze:

skr0ala:

dominicsellie:

crrocs:

people who complain about “getting too many asks”

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people who get straight A’s and every test they say “im so gonna fail”image

People who say their art sucks when its clearly amazing

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Having a student who just can’t pass his fucking driver’s test

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intosnarkness:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat

and it got upgraded to first class

without me